HARD ON

A members-only fetish and cruising club run by the non-profit LMC Vienna. The membership requirement is the first hurdle — you need to register and be approved in advance, which makes spontaneous visits impossible and keeps the tourist crowd away. Two floors, very friendly staff, and a regular event programme. That said, we’d lean towards giving this one a pass — in our experience it’s on the quiet and underwhelming side. If you do go, plan ahead, register first, and check the event calendar. No phones or cameras inside.